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A Troll Primer on Birth Control

This is why I love victoriadahl:

(Clarification: “troll” is not an insulting term for a conservative. A troll is a stranger who posts an insulting or deliberately aggressive comment on your blog or Internets in an attempt to anger, embarrass or put you in your place.)

I’ve been pretty outspoken on Twitter lately about the birth control debate (Really? This is a thing? In 2012?) and Rush Limbaugh. Of course, this sort of talk attracts trolls and I have yet to have one who seems to know anything about anything. I’m getting tired of repeating the same facts over and over, so I decided to write up a little primer, so I could simply point them toward it, pat them on the head, and tell them to educate themselves so they don’t have to weather the shitstorm I’m going to rain down on them.

I’m a layperson, in the sense that any woman can be a layperson about birth control, and I’m also pissed, so please excuse any messiness or disorganization or vulgarity in the delivery. And warning: there be snark in them thar hills. Snark. And maybe bitchiness.

1) Why do you think you deserve free birth control?

I don’t think that word means what you think it means. This debate is about insurance coverage of birth control. Is your insurance free? Mine isn’t. Mine costs a buttload of money every month. When you go to your doctor for a check-up that would cost, say, $300 out of pocket and you pay nothing, do you consider that free? Do you pat yourself on the back for pulling one over on the man? Do you dance your way to the parking lot, shouting, “I’m the most wily welfare queen in a world of welfare queens!!!!”? Somehow I suspect you don’t. It’s not free, it’s a service provided by a policy I pay premiums for.

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Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing. Real women are fat. And thin. And otherwise. Amen.

Stroller derby is an abomination, so sayeth the lord.

Stroller derby is an abomination, so sayeth the lord.

This site is a good source for all things derby: gear, contests, etc..Derby Girls Blog

New comic!

Get in the blender, Derby Yoda.

WHEN DERBY ROOKIES GO FERAL!

WHEN DERBY ROOKIES GO FERAL!

So this past weekend was not only a freaking fantastic bout (103-106, Oakland over San Francisco) where I helped set up the booze stations, but it was also WonderCon, the big comic book/pop culture convention.

Anyway, so you all know that Oni Press is doing a roller derby comic anthology, but I…

You shall obey meh authoritahhhhh..

I’m not saying all refs have a God complex but when they start carving penalty stats on stone tablets and threaten to smite you with the Lord’s vengeance it does make you pause.